Scorpion T-shirt

This T-shirt features not one, but two scorpions boldly planted across the chest like tiny, spiky emblems of “don’t test me before caffeine.” They look ready to pinch, sting, and generally serve attitude on your behalf — so you don’t have to.

The fabric is soft, relaxed, and entirely the opposite of the creatures printed on it. Perfect for chilled café days, brooding mysteriously by a window, or giving off “quiet but possibly venomous” vibes (purely aesthetic, no actual venom included).

Minimalist, sharp, and just a little intimidating — the ideal tee for anyone who wants their outfit to whisper: I’m nice… unless you’re not.